"Muuuuuuum! Where are you?!"
I reckon there's a mechanism on my bathroom door that shows our kids it's time.
Time to call me.
Can you hear it. It sounds urgent, doesn't it?
When I return to the kitchen, or family room, the conversation goes something like this.
"What is it, darling?"
"What were you wanting? You called me?"
"Er....did I? Oh yeah - it was was nothing."
So I have a piece of advice for you all. If you're ever looking to buy a new door for a bathroom - especially if it's a bathroom you use (I reckon it only applies to Mums) - check the door out carefully.
You must make sure it doesn't have this hidden mechanism.
If you mums know nothing of what I'm talking about - please let me know. It may be this only applies to my household. If so, I want to know.