We had snow!
We had sunshine!
We also had long shadows. Even at midday, the house shadow is long. You see, up here in the
Our energy would be high come Spring. We'd be off with a spring in our step and a song on our lips. The sun would be shining; the cute lambs would be appearing; Mr Wayne would have stopped his wallowing. All would be well.
But, as it is, we don't hibernate. We don't catch up on lost sleep. We don't lose our excess fat.
If we had any. Which, of course, we, well, er....
Where were we? Yes, shadows and sheep.
Look at them all in a line.
'Let's form an orderly queue, please.'
'Baa, uhhh... why are you in this queue?'
'Duh. Isn't it obvious. Cos the one in front of me is in it'
'Er, and why is she in it?'
'Cos the one in front of her is. Don't be so stupid. Join the queue like everyone else.'