"Mammy, have a look out here!"
"Can you see what I see?"
Er, no. All I see is the slobbery mess you leave on my windows.
"Right over there...."
Oh, I see him - it's Big Brother!
*Sigh* "I wish I was outdoors"
"Instead, I'm stuck indoors, with just you for company ...
...when I could be out with him!"
Sorry, pal, but he's clearly got eyes only for his rams. You just don't count, I'm afraid.
"Oh well, he's gone now."
"And that'll be that, then..."