This is www.xcweather.co.uk today.
Er, will y'all have a look at the wind arrows. The red means strong winds, and what is mind-boggling is the dainty, little, blue arrow sitting on our island.
It was worth hanging onto this image.
Something else is not as it ought to be:
We reckon this may be clubroot. If it is, it's bad.
Real bad. (That has got to be said in an American accent, because if it's said in my accent, it just sounds like bad grammar. Which is it.)