We had booked tickets to hear Cleveland Orchestra perform at the Severance Hall, Cleveland. We all dressed up in our finery, and were set for a wonderful evening of culture.
The music began. Calum was sitting next to me, and two minutes after the music began, he whispered:
Calum: 'This is beautiful'
Me: (smiling smugly at the thought of how cultured the children we'd bred were) 'It is, darling'
5 mins later
Calum: 'I'm bored'
Me: (horrified) 'But you just told me you thought the music was beautiful'
Calum: (rolling of the eyes) 'I said the BUILDING was beautiful. The music is boring.'
Oh well, you can't win 'em all.